Do You Love TV TOO?

Ask yourself these yes/no questions:

1. Do I own a TV?

2. Do I watch any shows that I can't miss?

3. Did I memorize the HD channel numbers for my favorite networks?

4. Have I ever binged on a full season of a show in just a weekend?

5. Do I follow any TV stars on social media?

6. Do I know what they ate for lunch?

That last question wasn't part of the quiz, I'm just hungry. Now, count the number of times you answered "yes" to questions 1-5.

I SAID YES 4 - 5 TIMES

BESTFRIENDS BESTFRIENDS BESTFRIENDS!

We seriously might be soulmates. Can we hang out? Not in a Netflix & chill kind of way. More in a PBS & pizza kind of way. Is that a thing?  I don't know.  I'm not an expert. 

Anyway, let's be friends forever!

I SAID YES 2 - 3 TIMES

Get Your Head in the game!

Playing the middle doesn't bring home the W. Cancel your plans. Go directly to Netflix. Watch the first season of Bloodline. And both of Master of None. Set your DVR for Watch What Happens: Live. Then go to Instagram and follow Mindy Kaling.

You can thank me later.

I SAID YES 0 - 1 TIMES

I THINK YOU MIGHT BE LOST...

Soooo this is awkward. 

TV actually stands for TELEVISION. Not Thunder Valley. Or Teleporting Vortex. Or Tim VanPatten.

Better luck with your next Google.